Oct
14
“Not Sarah Palin” Blowup Doll
Posted by Ginger Lee Yours in Funnies, Gingerleeyours General, Sextoys
If you have a crush on the Republican VP nominee, I found the perfect sextoy for you! Topco is releasing the “This is Not Sarah Palin Blowup Sex Doll”lol
From what I’ve heard the doll is pretty damn life like…. has a wide open mouth ready for cocksucking and a tight ass and pussy ready for fucking. OMG Just when I started to think that maybe this election had hit it’s pinnacle of strangeness, kaboom!
The Sex Doll will be hitting shelves within the next week! If you get one, shoot me some pics of it pleaseeeeeeee. LMAO
Xoxo Gin
We're all put here for a purpose; some's purpose is to be a role model, others' purpose is to better the world, my purpose is to be a bad example and corrupt the world one fantasy at a time. Ready for universal corruption darlin? ;)
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Oct
8
Fun BDSM?
Posted by Ginger Lee Yours in Funnies, Gingerleeyours General, Phone Sex Fetish, Sextoys
Have you guys seen the new jawbreaker ball gag? Instead of the traditional rubber ball for the gag, it’s a candy jawbreaker! Those of you that know I have this fantasy about keeping a man tied up & gagged for days can understand why I’m excited over it. Just think, if you’re gagged long enough with this new jawbreaker ball gag, you’ll be able to lick your way to freedom! Love the concept.
Now, who’s going to try it out with me?
Xoxo Gin
We're all put here for a purpose; some's purpose is to be a role model, others' purpose is to better the world, my purpose is to be a bad example and corrupt the world one fantasy at a time. Ready for universal corruption darlin? ;)
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Sep
26
Strangley erotic lesbian scene?
Posted by Ginger Lee Yours in Funnies, Gingerleeyours General
I just got through watching “Return to House on Haunted Hill” the prequel was a decent movie and well I was in the mood for a horror movie lol Now right off the bat there were things I noticed: the acting sucked, the actors/actresses were pretty damn hot, there was pretty much no plot, and umm it was like 30mins of no plot before the ‘jump’ scenes started. If it hadn’t been for the sexy actors and actresses, I would never have made it to the ’scary’ part to be honest lol
Anyway, one of the sexy ‘bad guy’ actresses goes into a room and at that point my confusion began. A sexy threeway lesbian make out scene complete with gorgeous breasts and hard nipples. Sounds great right? Ummm, two of the bitches were dead. WTF! Now I feel like I should take a shower, talk to a priest, and watch some old fashion girl on girl porn or something. Some things are just not right Hollywood!!!!!!!!!!!!
We're all put here for a purpose; some's purpose is to be a role model, others' purpose is to better the world, my purpose is to be a bad example and corrupt the world one fantasy at a time. Ready for universal corruption darlin? ;)
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Jun
8
Oh what a weekend
Posted by Ginger Lee Yours in Funnies, Gingerleeyours General, Phone Sex Recordings, Sexy Calls
This weekend I’ve had so much fun. I went out to the lake and worked on my tan (maybe a little too much, who’s going to rub me down with lotion?), and played on the phones!
I even made a new recording by special request… It’s a minute long, and complete verbal abuse. I know, it’s not something you’d expect me to do, but I had so much fun telling B what a fucking loser he was I thought I’d make it available for everyone to hear. lol
On a completely different note, one of my phone sex FIBs (friends in bed) gave a link to a cool online video game called Gladiatus - Hero of Rome. It’s a RPG (role playing game) where you fight other players, go on quests, and expeditions for gold, booty, and honor. It’s pretty damned fun without totally consuming your time since battles last 10 minutes and are fully automated. It’s also completely free or you can buy ‘rubies’ in the game with your credit card to purchase even better shit.
So here >>> CHECK IT OUT If you like gaming, you’ll enjoy it
We're all put here for a purpose; some's purpose is to be a role model, others' purpose is to better the world, my purpose is to be a bad example and corrupt the world one fantasy at a time. Ready for universal corruption darlin? ;)
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Jun
5
Threesome Thursday! lol
Posted by Ginger Lee Yours in Cuckold, Funnies, Gingerleeyours General, Sex Stories
Thursdays should be changed to threesome Thursday don’t you think? Last night I was hanging out in SensuousSam’s AOL chatroom Hot Chats with Flirt (it’s under Mature Interests if you want to say hi) and drinking margaritas like a fish. It was so much fun hanging out with everyone in the room and just relaxing for a change.
Well, I ended up drinking a few too many margaritas and got tipsy, then drunk, then horny. I always get horny when I’m drunk, but at least I’m not a mean drunk right? So I ended up calling Chad (one of my fuckbuddies) to see if he wanted to come over. The next thing I knew I was sandwiched between Chad and Shane getting fucked by both of them at the same time.
See? Today really is threesome Thursday. lol
Xoxo Gin
We're all put here for a purpose; some's purpose is to be a role model, others' purpose is to better the world, my purpose is to be a bad example and corrupt the world one fantasy at a time. Ready for universal corruption darlin? ;)
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Aug
1
A screaming suck-sex lol
Posted by Ginger Lee Yours in Funnies, Giantess, Gingerleeyours General, Sextoys, Sexy Calls, Shrinking
Yup, the chat party Monday was so much fun. Everyone got to make it which in itself is a miracle considering everyone’s on different schedules. 
I personally had one of the best times in chat ever flirting, laughing, and playing around. And if the reaction of the winners was anything to go by, the prizes we all put in the hat were delicious! The only thing I can say I would’ve changed about the party was letting all of us from EPS play too. I would love to see Cora’s blowjob video and Honnie and Lilly’s gorgeous bodies while they played with themselves. *pouts*
I learned some new useless trivia even. Where they came up with the trivia questions is beyond me. Like did you know …
- The sperm from a mouse is longer than the sperm from an elephant?
- A gorilla’s penis is only 2 inches long?
- That humans and dolphins are the only animals to have group sex for fun?
- That old song about having a “Skeeter on your peter” is even worse than it originally was because mosquitos only have sex for 2seconds?
Like I said, bizarre to say the least, but extremely fun. lol
I also got to enjoy some wonderful shrinking stories by a very talented person this week. I honestly can say, I hadn’t really fantasized about having a tiny man fuck my cervix, but now that’s all I can think about lol! And another talented person shared some incredible poser rendering they’d created. It’s absolutely mindblowing how great renders can turn out when in the hands of someone gifted! So thank you both for sharing with me and showing me that giantess and shrinking fantasies truly are fantasies for those of us with vivid imaginations. 
I also wanted to share my funniest call this week because I think it’s a riot. You know those SlimJim Beef Sticks? Well Steven and I always have food sex when we play together but I’d eaten all my veggies when he called. 
The only thing I could find was those damned beef sticks. It should be yummy right? Slide it into my pussy and play then suck on it and repeat. Very kinky and fun. Too bad I got carried away and sucked way too hard. Did ya’ll know that the insides of those things aren’t as sturdy as the outsides?
It felt like I sucked the insides straight down my throat, zoomed it through my stomach, and rocketed right out of my feet it hurt so bad. Thankfully Steven’s a sweetheart with as twisted a sense of humor as me or I would’ve been more embarassed. As it was, we both were laughing so hard neither of us could talk, and I couldn’t even stop choking because I was laughing that hard. So thank you for making one of my prolific clutzo moments a little less embarassing Steven MUAH!
xoxo Gin
We're all put here for a purpose; some's purpose is to be a role model, others' purpose is to better the world, my purpose is to be a bad example and corrupt the world one fantasy at a time. Ready for universal corruption darlin? ;)
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Jun
22
More G.G.W legal troubles - Give me a break
Posted by Ginger Lee Yours in Funnies, Gingerleeyours General
I admit I’m not the brightest crayon in the box, but if Joe Francis from Girls Gone Wild invites you onto a GGW bus, pours drinks down your throat, and you “perform sex acts willing” wouldn’t a sane person know the footage of your eating another girl’s cunt and rubbing tits together is going to be published? LOL Out of all the dumb ass law suits going around, this one right here takes the cake in my humble opinion.
I can’t believe that the women’s lawyers didn’t laugh them out of their offices with this one. Oh wait, yeah I can because those lawyers are seeing $$$$. The women broke the law being consuming alcohol underage, were stupid enough to do whatever JF asked and loved every second of it, how in the hell do they think that there was a.) no way the video was going to be used commercially and b.) that it’s a great idea to sue the guy for using the footage they willingly performed for clothing items?
Anyone want to wager if those two bimbos (their initial actions don’t make them bimbos in my mind, but this stupidity does) win this law suit? This reminds me so much of that backbiting guy a couple years ago that was doing camshows in the gay rooms while he was underage. Then when he turned 18 and the pedophiles wouldn’t pay him for shows anymore threw a hissy fit and turned them into the cops. *shaking my damned head*
Like Mama always said:
DON’T BLAME OTHERS FOR YOUR OWN STUPID ASS DECISIONS AND ACTIONS
xoxo Gin
We're all put here for a purpose; some's purpose is to be a role model, others' purpose is to better the world, my purpose is to be a bad example and corrupt the world one fantasy at a time. Ready for universal corruption darlin? ;)
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Jun
7
Sins of my youth — An introspective retrospective (lol)
Posted by Ginger Lee Yours in Funnies, Gingerleeyours General
Have you ever been doing some mundane everyday task and look up and feel like you’re staring straight in a mirror? In the last year those moments seem to be hitting me more and more. Sometimes I can’t help but laugh at some of the stupid things I’ve done and lived through, but sometimes when I look back I can’t stop shivering from just how idiotic other things were.
Sitting here now, I can’t believe that I was stupid enough to jump on an “invention” one of my friends made when I was in junior high. The thing was a death trap lol This friend had strung a rope from right outside his bedroom window out in his yard about 500ft to a tree. Yeah, I know what a zipline is, but you do realize those are made from high strength friction resistent materials right? Then he’d fashioned a ‘harness’ out of an old fan belt and tarp. Did I forget to mention his bedroom was on the 3rd floor of the house?
I was the lucky first rider of the zipline. I never claimed I was smart, but bigod I had balls of steel! It was so much fun zooming down that old rope. Well until the fan belt pretty much melted and my butt broke through the tarp panties. I only made it maybe halfway across before I came back down to earth with a smack, crack, and oomph. Two fractures (arm and ankle) and a whole lot of painkiller later I still thought it was the best idea we’d ever had.
Okay that was one of the dumber things that I’ve thought about lately granted, but I’ve also thought about all those times I’ve stripped and masturbated in front of complete strangers while they shot frame after frame. Now some people would say that’s falls under the stupid category, but I honestly don’t think so. I had so much fun hamming it up for the cameras and trying to get the photog to lose his train of thought there’s no way those memories will ever be anything but happy memories.
So I’ve came to the conclusion, I’m not getting smarter as I grow older, I’m just breaking less bones (usually LMFAO) and having more fun. I figure I have hopefully another 60 years left to go and at this rate when I’m that age, I’m going to have so many memories, regrets, and triumphs that I won’t care if I’m stove up too much to keep raising hell.
Why the written introspection? Well as you all know, I was a guest on The Sex Shop radio show this week, and they asked me several questions that made me look back. And forgetting that I’d jokingly volunteered to interview them yesterday really made me wonder how many other times had my mouth overridden my ass so to speak. lol
And speaking of the interview, I think Monday’s went pretty good. Those two are corkers, sweethearts but definite corkers! lol I even got a call out of the blue yesterday to let me know we were going on the air in 5minutes for me to interview them. HOLY SHIT *gulp gag choke sputter* Thanks for the warning there paco *faints*
I’ve gotten so many great comments about Monday’s show you guys have managed to take away my trepidation over that segment, but I keep hearing ya’ll are scared of those two. So here’s my challenge to you chickenshits *bockbockbock* lol If lil ol me can deal with them tagteaming me, you big manly men should quit saying you’re scared of them and take the plunge.
I know that a lot of you have bi curious thoughts, and honestly I can’t think of two better guys to explore those thoughts with than Redneck and JamminJ. I know they both have predominantly Domination listings, but I know from the horses’ mouths that they enjoy more than just Topping you cuties. I adore both of them and love they have the same approach to phone sex as I do, that it has to be FUN for both parties or nobody’s going to enjoy it. Otherwise I never would’ve invited them to join me at Exotic Phone Services and I sure as hell wouldn’t have been their guest.
xoxo Gin
YIM: ginger_lee_yurs
AOL: GingerEPS
We're all put here for a purpose; some's purpose is to be a role model, others' purpose is to better the world, my purpose is to be a bad example and corrupt the world one fantasy at a time. Ready for universal corruption darlin? ;)
Want to play? Give me a call!
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Mar
12
What a f’n joke
Posted by Ginger Lee Yours in Funnies, Gingerleeyours General
It’s official… Today was not my day to play NF never did connect calls like it should which blows chunks. Thankfully Steve let me call him or my day would’ve been even worse. I love playing with Steve. You know those people where everytime you fuck it’s something more outrageous and off the wall than the time before and the time before you thought nothing could outdo it? Welcome to phone sex with that big ol teddy bear.
I’m trying to talk James into playing on the phone with us soon. His work schedule’s been horrific so he’s been neglecting me. Something tells me when I finally get my greedy lil paws on him again there’s going to be a spanking the likes of which he’s never received before. lol Trust me though, I will get him to call in sick if need be and soon because I miss his thick 9″ cock. (plus he just fucks like an animal which is always a plus when you’re hung like a bull hehehe)
And in regard to the emails I’ve gotten recently: ________FLATLINE_______ ’nuff said. I’m not going to feed into the drama party
We now return to our regularly scheduled joke:
Boudreaux had a bad vehicle accident, caused by a truck. In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning Boudreaux.
“Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, “I’m fine, the lawyer asked?
Boudreaux responded, “Mais, Let me told you what happened. Me, I had jus loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into DA..
“I didn’t ask for any details”, the lawyer interrupted. Just answer the question? Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, “I’m fine!”?
Boudreaux said, “I had jus got Bessie into DA trailer and I was driving down DA road . . . ..”
The lawyer interrupted again and said, “Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I
believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to answer the question.”By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Boudreaux’s answer and said to the
lawyer, “I’d like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie”.Boudreaux thanked the Judge and proceeded, “I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into DA trailer and was driving her down DA highway when dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran DA stop sign and smacked my truck right in DA side. Me, I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie WA thrown into DA udder. I was hurting, real bad and didn’t want to move att all. But, I could herd ole Bessie moanin and groanin. Me, I knew she was in some kind o’ terrible shape just by her groans.”
“Shortly after DA accident, a Highway Patrolman, he came on DA scene. He herd Bessie moanin’ and groanin’ so, him, he went over at her. After he took hisself a look at her, he took out his gun and shot her between DA eyes.
Den DA Patrolman came cross DA road, gun in hand, and looked at me, and said ‘How are you feeling?’
Now what DA hell would you say?
Lovin’ tha coonass common sense
xoxo Gin
YIM: ginger_lee_yurs
AOL: GingerEPS
We're all put here for a purpose; some's purpose is to be a role model, others' purpose is to better the world, my purpose is to be a bad example and corrupt the world one fantasy at a time. Ready for universal corruption darlin? ;)
Want to play? Give me a call!
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Feb
20
Tired of all those mail FWDs? Check this shit out
Posted by Ginger Lee Yours in Funnies, Gingerleeyours General
Don’t get me wrong, the jokes I love seeing. But honestly, who isn’t just fed up sick and tired about all those cheesy ass chainmail emails people shove into your mail box? I am proud to say I’ve NEVER passed along those idiotic emails (well unless it was a joke I found funny lol). So a friend passed along this link for me to use when I get those annoying chainmails. I figured, hell why bogart it, I’ll post it here and maybe we can get rid of those damned things.
We're all put here for a purpose; some's purpose is to be a role model, others' purpose is to better the world, my purpose is to be a bad example and corrupt the world one fantasy at a time. Ready for universal corruption darlin? ;)
Want to play? Give me a call!
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